Sometimes I think I should stop drinking so much
(via mylifeasakitten)
The Adventures of the Shrimpbush
What I Find in My Daily Life
done by seth wood
A.S.B.: Who doesn't like a blonde joke?
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The…
Look ma I’m doin it… I’m flying, I’m flying…
Perfect, do you have them in blue?
How do I get this thing to move?
STEAM.
IT CAN BE REAL.
